From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.  

 
Military Laws:1.
  Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

Murphy's Military Laws:2.
  No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

Murphy's Military Laws:3.
  Friendly fire ain't.

Murphy's Military Laws:4.
  The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Murphy's Military Laws:5.
  The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already 
  mined it.

Murphy's Military Laws:6.
  The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody 
  else to shoot at.

Murphy's Military Laws:7.
  The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your 
  artillery will shoot short.

Murphy's Military Laws:8.
  Incoming fire has the right of way.

Murphy's Military Laws:9.
  If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Murphy's Military Laws:10.
  The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Murphy's Military Laws:11.
  If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Murphy's Miltary Laws:12.
  The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned  
  positions.

Murphy's Military Laws:13.
  The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly 
  fire.

Murphy's Military Laws:14.
  There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, 
  and miss.

Murphy's Military Laws:15.
   Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. 
   Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

Murphy's Military Laws:16.
   If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
   


                  
	                     From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.